Saturday, December 3, 2011

10 reasons why Mummy Pig and i would get along

*Snort* Have you seen this outlandish pink pig in your midst's? 
She lives in my house, well her clone does anyway. The transformation began about a year and a half ago. Thanks to ABC, Cgirl found a new passion Peppa bloody Pig.






Peppa Pig

  • Peppa is 6 years old
  • Peppa lives with mummy pig, daddy pig and her wailing little brother george
  • Peppa is pink
  • Peppa is precocious and inquisitive
  • Peppa is a pom
  • Peppa pig episodes last for around five minutes long
  • Peppa pig does not mind, bossing everyone in her near vicinity, around.
  • Peppa loves the game Happy Mrs Chicken
  • Peppa's mother is far too cheery
  • Peppa annoys the shit out of me

CGIRL

  • Cgirl is 4 years old, but feels this is a 'baby number' so tells people she is 6
  • Cgirl lives with mummy, daddy, Tman, Jman and Hboy - Hboy has been renamed 'George'
  • Cgirl LOVES PINK
  • Cgirl is precocious and inquisitive
  • Cgirl now has a pommy accent - Thanks Peppa ;)
  • Cgirl talk's walk's and breathes peppa pig for around 12 hours a day
  • Cgirl does not mind, bossing everyone in her near vicinty, around.
  • Cgirl plays the game Happy Mrs chicken on mummy's computer and drives her nuts
  • Cgirl's mother is frazzled, exhausted and yells too much, Mummy Pig should make her a coffee
  • Cgirl annoys the shit out of me because she loves peppa pig so much!


Is it just me or does George's incessant whinging make you want to shake your TV screen?



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