Not once or twice a day, but any damn chance they get!!
Because of this fact i have taken out shares in toothbrushes.
You see these two gremlins don't just clean their teeth to the point where they have silver bling on top of their teeth.
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They also hide/lose/feed to the dog every toothbrush they can get their hands on. It does not matter how high i put them, they sniff them out like freshly baked muffins!
It doesn't matter if i hide them in sneaky spots(then cant remember where), my 'babies' seek and destroy.
Unfortunately once a toothbrush has hit the toilet bowl or dogs gums or even my sparkly clean
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Buying toothbrushes is a weekly occurrence for me, I'm positive the checkout ladies in coles think i have some tooth cleaning fetish, or maybe they assume I'm a germaphobe. They apparently cannot see the lettuce leaves growing out of my teeth because i haven't been able to brush them that morning. Do you know how expensive buying 6 toothbrushes weekly is. I have had to resort to buying $1 specials to save 'The Daddy Man's' bank account demise.
We may possibly go broke!
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